Typical celeb interviews go like this: Someone asks a politically correct question, then someone gives a politically correct answer. And a light-hearted chuckle follows.

But sometimes magic happens. The celeb shows up hammered out of their mind and we're all the better for it.

Here are the 10 best:

10. James Brown (Interview starts at 45 seconds)

I'm no lawyer, but I don't think you can be released from jail because you're "out on love."

9. Paula Abdul

In her defense I'm not entirely convinced that she's been drinking. Massive horse tranquilizers perhaps, but not alcohol.

8. Steve-O

I probably would have stopped the interview when he's trying to flip me over in my chair. Or smashing my the phone to pieces. But that's just me.

7. Danny Devito

This is precisely why I don't drink Limoncellos (whatever the hell those are) ...or hang out with George Clooney. I fear I may wake up on The View.

6. Ben Affleck

Apparently alcohol does not impair the part of your brain that's used to describe boobs. Or as Affleck says...titties...breasts...rack...two giant stones. All in a terrible French accent.

5. Dean Martin/George Gobel

I miss these simpler times when you could show up with a cigarette and beer and keep your buzz going throughout the interview.

4. John Stamos (Interview starts at 44 seconds)

I think I like him better drunk. He makes small penis jokes, mocks George Clooney, and sticks a glass head on his crotch. Yeah, I do like him better drunk.

3. Chuck Liddell

To quote Liddell in this interview: "IzzuI zit was 12. Iza kunfu theater dat waz inbetweez da cramps."

2. Joe Namath

So why didn't he kiss her?

1. Tracy Morgan

I'm torn as to my favorite moment. It's a toss-up between him smacking his shirtless belly and pretending that he only has one leg.