Posted Thursday 07/23/2009 10:34 AM in
Stupid Fun by Jesse Thompson
Filed under: ultimate warrior, wwf, wwe, pro wrestling, bad kids books, weightlifting gone wrong

Bad idea, Slim ... even if we're talking about the Warrior in his 1991 prime, he was dealing with less than a full deck (seriously, this guy was less coherent than Andre the Giant). So, unless you're juicing or your weights are filled with helium, the cover scenario above will end poorly for you.
You'd be better served heeding this healthy tip from the former WWF champ ... if you enjoy the robust taste of tobacco.