"How To Shit in the Woods"

Apparently it takes 128 pages to explain it.
Worst Chapter: Plight of the Solo Poop Packer

"Oh Shit! It's Jesus!"

The thing that bothers me most is that it's not titled "Holy Shit! It's Jesus!" It's so obvious.
Worst Chapter: Las Vegas, Outer Space, Jesus and You

"History of Shit"

We got this far in the book description: "Written in Paris after the heady days of student revolt in May 1968..." Then we burned the book.
Worst Chapter: Seriously, we lit the book on fire. So, no clue.

"Up Shit Creek: A Collection of Horrifyingly True Wilderness Toilet Misadventures"

One question: Why?
Worst Chapter: Swirlies at His Ankles

"What Shat That?: The Pocket Guide to Poop Identity"

Oh to be a fly on the wall at the next writer's conference when this book's author shows up.
Worst Chapter: Badger

"SHIT: A Shitload of Practical Uses for the Most Flexible Word in the English Language"

I've never read a book more full of shit than this one.
Worst Chapter: Dangling Participles

"Is It Just Me or Is Everything Shit?"

The sheer irony of this title almost made my head explode. This is an actual Amazon reader review of this supposed humor book: "I think I actually snickered twice while reading this book, but I then I woke up and realized it was a dream."
Worst Chapter: Impossible to pick just one.