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Posted Thursday 07/30/2009 2:30 PM in
Stupid Fun by Richard McVey
Filed under: jeffrey donovan, charles barkley, nicole richie, mel gibson, mickey rourke, paris hilton, khloe kardashian
Pulled Over: July 2009
His Excuse: After swerving to avoid smashing a police car, the Burn Notice star told the cops, "I really think I'm only borderline and not too drunk.... The only mistake I made tonight was drinking Benadryl with three glasses of wine."
Lesson Learned: Never, ever, say that you're "not TOO drunk." Ever. And drink Non-Drowsy Claritin.
Pulled Over: December 2008
His Excuse: It's a classic. The old "going to get a blow job" excuse. But not just any BJ. To quote Sir Charles, it was to get a repeat of the best fellatio he "ever had in his life." And that's saying a lot for a former NBA star.
Lesson Learned: Cops don't appreciate blow jobs.
Pulled Over: December 2006
Her Excuse: She claimed she had really bad menstrual cramps which forced her to take a lot of Vicodin.
Lesson Learned: Don't take Vicodin for your menstrual cramps.
Pulled Over: July 2006
His Excuse: Apparently the Jews filled him with tequila and forced him to drive. Oh and, according to his rant to the cops, they "are responsible for all the wars in the world."
Lesson Learned: Don't upset the Jews.
Pulled Over: November 2007 (while driving on a little green motor scooter.)
His Excuse: Total denial. "I'm not drunk, I didn't even drink that much...occifers." OK, we added that last word.
Lesson Learned: If you're a heterosexual dude riding around on a little green scooter, the cops will rightfully assume you're drunk.
Pulled Over: September 2006
Her Excuse: “I was just really hungry and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger."
Lesson Learned: She's an idiot.
Pulled Over: March 2007
Her Excuse: She was drunk because it was the anniversary of her father's death. Which makes sense, except that her father died in September 2003. Damn you, calendar!
Lesson Learned: Clear the streets come September.
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| Posted by Diggs on 07/30/2009 4:50 PM | report abuse |
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Paris wanted an.................."In-N-Out" burger.............hehe.....tee heee.......tee heehee...hahahahahah.............AHH HAHAHAHAHAH!
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| Posted by Jackie on 08/26/2009 3:57 PM | report abuse |
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They're ALL idiots
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| Posted by Joann on 08/26/2009 4:28 PM | report abuse |
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what idiots, I guess they thought the almighty $ would save them.get a life you drunks, and waste of lives.
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| Posted by Paul on 08/26/2009 7:25 PM | report abuse |
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Another lesson learned from Mickey Rourke: Never SUI (shave under the influence).
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| Posted by LILLIAN NUGENT on 08/27/2009 6:57 AM | report abuse |
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THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR DRIVING DRUNK. IF YOU GOT THE MONEY TO DRINK THEN CALL A CAB
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| Posted by Dacoma Madison on 08/27/2009 9:22 AM | report abuse |
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Yep! Bad excuses for driving drunk alright -- BUT even WORSE is the excuse of calling these jokers "CELEBS".
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| Posted by Debra on 08/27/2009 11:39 AM | report abuse |
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Cabs are a LOT less expensive than D.U.I. enough said.
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| Posted by MJR on 08/27/2009 12:41 PM | report abuse |
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and when a cop is drunk and driving and hits another car they cover it up and don't even test the guy for 24 hours.....happened in crete illinois they guy he hit died
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| Posted by dan on 08/27/2009 1:01 PM | report abuse |
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HMMMMM EVER WONDER WHY THEY DONT SHOW STUPID COP EXCUSES FOR BEING DRUNK....MAYBE BECAUSE THERE PARTNERS LET THEM ALL GO...? COPS ARE NO BETTER BUT BECAUSE THERE LAZY AND WANT A JOB WHERE THEY DONT HAVE TO ANSWER FOR THERE CRIMES...
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| Posted by kim on 08/27/2009 2:03 PM | report abuse |
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they are a lot of rich dummies that always get away with breacking the law
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| Posted by janet on 08/27/2009 2:14 PM | report abuse |
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You would think that with all the freakin money these idiots have they would call a car service or pay someone for a ride. I don't have the money they have and i know better than to drink and drive. Call a friend or get a limo with their freakin money.
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| Posted by ME on 08/27/2009 2:57 PM | report abuse |
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these people talking about "celebs" (i hate that word) need to get a life.... maybe you should go out and get drunk, go for a drive and die, then maybe you wouldn't leave such idiotic comments
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| Posted by c-note on 09/02/2009 10:04 AM | report abuse |
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Everybody always has so much to say about everybody else when they do stupid #!$# to it just not front page news. I would not want to walk in there shoes for a min., or you all might me talking about me.
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| Posted by c-note on 09/02/2009 10:17 AM | report abuse |
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and good for everybody who just said take a cab, there is no excuse for drinking and driving just thinking you should, should make you call a cab. you got money to go out and drink, you got money to call a cab. Stop bill spiting around and trying to kill innocent people "children" not that children should be out at night but they might in a car. if you want to kill yourself do it on you own time.
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| Posted by ty on 09/28/2009 4:58 PM | report abuse |
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This is hard to read when you're drunk and riding on the back of a scooter.
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| Posted by Sol Rosenberg on 11/20/2009 4:02 PM | report abuse |
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Paris has an In-N-Out Burger between her legs....
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