Most men divide their time between two genres of film: '80s sex romps and anything that isn't an '80s sex romp. Many of these thinking-man's motion pictures changed our lives ... and our voices, for that matter. They laid out the road map for getting laid, but as we've gone back and examined the posters themselves, we've noticed a recurring element: the lack of the female visage, and a beyond comical focus on T&A. (Mainly A ... damn, were the '80s really that chock full of butterfaces?)

Here are two handfuls of our favorite posters from those top-heavy years:

We prefer the squishy parts, actually.

 

What, no "stick your hose under this hood" joke?

 

Screw anyone who's made it to the top of Mt. Everest ... these intrepid climbers are the real heroes.

 

Keep those hands below the belt, guys.

 

Out of all the incredible things about this poster, our eyes our drawn to one name among the cast: Frank Gorshin.

 

If everyone owned one, our nation's economic woes would be short-lived.

 

Who knew Russell Crowe loved arcades so much?

 

And honorable mention goes to:

This was actually a 1991 release (the neon's a dead giveaway), but hat-backwards guy earns major props for that expression.