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Posted Monday 08/10/2009 1:40 PM in
Stupid Fun by Maxim Staff
Filed under: douchebags, hipster douchebag soundboard, hipsters, skinny jeans, soundboards, varvatos
Hipsters are pretty annoying. And they say a lot of stupid stuff. So, to kill two birds wearing indoor scarves and skinny jeans with one overpriced Varvatos-designed stone, we put together the Hipster Douchebag soundboard. With all these handy phrases, you'll be king of the next ironic bowling night!
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| Posted by Dbag on 08/10/2009 5:48 PM | report abuse |
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I totes just tweeted that...
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| Posted by larry on 08/10/2009 7:12 PM | report abuse |
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I'm pretty sure that the first prerequisite for douchebaggery is concerning yourself with what maxim has to say.
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| Posted by german herrera on 08/11/2009 2:49 PM | report abuse |
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you guys should make a myspace link for this.
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| Posted by Glenn on 08/11/2009 2:55 PM | report abuse |
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Tweet? I live in Chicago, one of the hipster capitals of the states and I don't know one hipster who tweets. Wrong market, dudes.
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| Posted by duh on 08/11/2009 2:58 PM | report abuse |
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maxim = douchebag. and the hipster in the picture looks like your regular male reader, who sits on the toilet while they shit out a fellow readers dirty man load.
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| Posted by unc on 08/11/2009 3:02 PM | report abuse |
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he should have a fixed gear not a skateboard
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| Posted by Andy R. on 08/11/2009 3:04 PM | report abuse |
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Hahahahaha! Maxim! Just when i thought you couldn't get any more outta touch, and insignificant! Keep up the last year trending! Redic.
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| Posted by brendan_k on 08/11/2009 3:08 PM | report abuse |
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way to spell Eggers wrong
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| Posted by doofus on 08/11/2009 3:21 PM | report abuse |
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very new york city appropriate
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| Posted by idiots on 08/11/2009 3:28 PM | report abuse |
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how about the maxim reader soundboard? it could say things like "i'm all out of roofies" and "how'd you get your collar to stay up like that?" and the classic "two more bud lights with lime over here, sweetheart."
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| Posted by on 08/11/2009 3:34 PM | report abuse |
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I've seen more effort in rejected shit from eBaumsworld.
Stay classy, Maxim.
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| Posted by Nick on 08/11/2009 3:39 PM | report abuse |
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Look there's a lot of angry hipsters that took offense to this. Goooooooooooooood!
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| Posted by on 08/11/2009 3:40 PM | report abuse |
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screw'em
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| Posted by Daniel Neeman on 08/11/2009 3:44 PM | report abuse |
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MAXIM MORE FAGXIM
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| Posted by yeah on 08/11/2009 3:52 PM | report abuse |
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Top 5 Quotes Maxim readers use to pick up girls:
5. "Are you gonna eat that?"
4. "I want to take you shopping at Victoria's Secret."
3. "Has anyone ever told you that you totally have, like, perfect tits."
2. "I will personally show you how to swing that tennis racket."
1. "Hey, I was just wondering... do you have a sister?"
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| Posted by hipstersrgay on 08/11/2009 3:56 PM | report abuse |
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Lol check out all the pissed off hipsters!
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| Posted by JOHNQ on 08/11/2009 4:03 PM | report abuse |
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SO many pissed off hipsters, so what if the soundboard sucks, They got trolled pretty hard.
"MORE LIKE FAGXIM"
Good one, Skinny jeans cutting off circulation to the brain?
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| Posted by AR on 08/11/2009 4:07 PM | report abuse |
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hipsters are lame, this is worse
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| Posted by yellow on 08/11/2009 4:12 PM | report abuse |
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OMG this trolls those hipsters so bad. Look at all of them pointing out that this isn't funny. There is no way they are just normal people with a sense of humor which found this uninspired and half-ass. Quick do more unfunny, embarrassing things, maybe one on "Emos".
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| Posted by hipsterfukker on 08/11/2009 4:12 PM | report abuse |
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Totes Mcgotes!
I'm laughing over here. Aren't you hipsters supposed to hate other hipsters and swear that you, in fact, are not a hipster?
Really if you were a true hipster this would be ironically funny to you and you would be all "Totes, hipsters are lame."
Instead, you hipster lovers should realize that it's not hip to love hipsters and should hate others like you.
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