Posted Wednesday 09/02/2009 2:30 PM in
Stupid Fun by Maxim Staff
Filed under: ask maxim, artificial flavor, deductible fines, bruce lee, poisonous plants

How can I do Bruce Lee's one-inch punch? (Frankie Galnad, Baldwin, MO)
1. Make a fist.
Be sure not to wrap your fingers around your thumb. Use your three bottom knuckles to make contact. The bones of those fingers extend into the forearm, making them much less likely to break when making contact.
2. Stand perpendicular to the target.
Your legs should be slightly more than shoulder width apart. While the movement is small, you put your whole body into it, so make certain you're balanced for the strike.
3. Move your outstretched arm to within an inch of a soft pad.
You're going to be repeating this about a billion times to build control and wrist strength, so there's no need to destroy your hand just yet.
4. The key motion is a flick of the wrist.
Pop your hand forward while making sure your elbow is centered. Take your time with each hit. Eventually, have a friend hold a target to assess your power. If you shatter his sternum, things are going well.

What's the most poisonous plant in the world? (TJ Wood, Raleigh, NC)
Despite what they tell you in after-school specials, it's actually not marijuana. "There are many plants that can be lethal if ingested in enough quantity," explains Dr. James W. Hardin of North Carolina State University's department of plant biology-for instance, the dumb cane houseplant, toadstool mushrooms, water hemlock, Brazilian pepper, and yellow allamanda. But the most life-ending leaf on the planet? That's the rosary pea. "Just three mature seeds, when chewed up, can be fatal," Hardin says. Sounds like a dare to us, TJ!
What's the hardest artificial flavor to make? (George Bruster, Kansas City, KS)
"Coffee," says Dr. Gary Reineccius, the department head of food science and nutrition at the University of Minnesota. "There are over 900 compounds that give coffee its flavor, but artificial coffee flavorings typically only have 20 to 30." He also points out that most artificial coffee flavors aren't even recognizable in blind taste tests: "We make it brown and put a label on it. That's how consumers can tell it's coffee, but otherwise people have no idea." We'll never trust Starbucks again. Or scientists.
Can athletes really deduct fines? (Chuck Henly, Boston, MA)
NBA legend Charles Barkley once responded to a $20,000 fine by noting, "They're all tax-deductible." He was right. The tax code's Sec. 162 on trade and business expenses states "all the ordinary and necessary expenses paid or incurred during the taxable year in carrying on any trade or business" are deductible, and the courts have found this includes when the ref calls you for traveling and you call his sister a man and the commissioner calls your bank. Sadly, there's one big exception: You're not allowed to deduct money spent on activities violating the law, meaning even B-ball's finest can't write off hookers. Yet.
| MOST RECENT COMMENTS | |
| Posted by Kyle Buyers on 09/03/2009 2:37 AM | report abuse |
|
I just graduated university and want to travel. Where's the best place to go as a 22 year old?
|
|
| Posted by Jay on 09/03/2009 10:56 AM | report abuse |
|
Whats the most rediculous get rich quick sceme to work?
|
|
| Posted by Sean C. Ledig on 09/04/2009 12:09 PM | report abuse |
|
As a longtime practitioner, competitor and instructor in Chinese gung fu, and an apprentice instructor in Bruce Lee's art of Jeet Kune Do, I enjoyed the article about how to throw the one-inch-punch.
I've spent many years of my adult life debunking many myths related to martial arts and your article clearly shows that the one-inch-punch is nothing supernatural. I can teach almost any adult how to do it in a matter of weeks, or months at the most. It's very simple, but it does take a lot of practice.
However, your article did not include some important safety information for practicing on another person.
Your partner should hold a thick pad to protect himself. A good focus pad is good, but I prefer to use Thai-boxing pads.
Second, your partner should hold the pad off-center and to the right on the chest. If he holds it on the left side, there is a slight chance you disrupt his heartbeat and kill him. It's rare, but it does happen.
If the partner holds the pad on the center of the chest, you'll jar his solar plexus and drop him too easily. That's how you do the one-inch-punch if you want to cheat.
If you strike the right side of the chest, the worst that is likely to happen is you'll knock some wind out of your partner.
Lastly, when viewed from above, the line of your fist and forearm should be perpendicular to the plane created by drawing an imaginary line connecting both of your partner's shoulders.
If you follow these rules along with the instructions in the article, you'll be able to amaze your friends with your punching ability and avoid seriously injuring your partner.
|
|
| Posted by JESSE MATA on 09/07/2009 6:51 PM | report abuse |
|
when i shave and i go into direct sunlight i sweat and it burns where i shaved,why does this happen?
|
|
| Posted by Matt on 09/12/2009 5:38 AM | report abuse |
|
How many calories are in a triple Capt Morgan and coke?
|
|
| Posted by Brad Cook on 09/27/2009 8:19 PM | report abuse |
|
This isn't a comment. Its a joke i think you all would like. A joke worthy to be in Maxim.
"Blondes 1st porno"
A blonds decided to rent her 1st porno. she went to the video store and picked out a tape with a title that sounded
sexy. She drove home, lit some candles, took off her clothes and placed the tape in the VCR. But nothing appeared
on her screen except static. She called the video store and complained, I just rented a porno from you, and there is
nothing on the tape but static. The clerk said, sorry about that. Which movie is it? The blonde replied, Head Cleaner.
From Brad C. Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
|
|
|
|
|