Posted Tuesday 09/08/2009 1:42 PM in
Stupid Fun by Saul Hutson and Cory Jones
Filed under: kfc chicken bun, fast food combos

The meal: The Big White Mac
The mix: A McDonalds Big Mac stuffed with two White Castle cheeseburgers.
Total calories: 910
Thoughts: I'm not religious, but if someone were to ask me what I thought heaven was like, I’d say it’s a lot like biting right through the middle of a Big White Mac where you hit all four burger patties and a quadruple dose of pickles. The mushiness of the buns helps make this very easy to consume. Seven buns against four patties is the perfect ratio of bread to meat. More proof that Big Mac sauce will make anything better.
Rating: 5 stars

The meal: The Triple Decker Taco
The mix: A piece of New York-style pizza wrapped around a Taco Bell Double Decker Taco (soft shell spread with beans and wrapped around a crunchy shell filled with beef, lettuce, and cheddar)
Total calories: 625
Thoughts: If there’s one thing the Double Decker taco needs, it’s a third deck. Every bite tastes like Mexico and Italy are making sweet love in your mouth. Two different cheeses are always better than one. The pizza crust dominates your taste buds before giving way to a bean-heavy aftertaste - which then gives way to a bean-heavy bowel movement.
Rating: 4.5 stars

The meal: A Quarter Pounder with Cheesy Tots
The mix: A McDonalds Quarter Pounder with Cheese topped with Burger King Cheesy Tots (fried cheese balls)
Total calories: 730
Thoughts: The crunchy bits of fried cheese are a perfect complement to the quarter pound of meat. But it begs the question: If you put a side order on top of your burger, do you still need fries with your meal? (Which begs the answer: Yes.) I was out of breath when I finished.
Rating: 5 stars

The meal: The Angry Angus Crisp Deluxe
The mix: A McDonald's Angus Third Pounder Deluxe stacked with a Burger King Angry Tendercrisp (chicken sandwich topped with sizzling bacon, Pepper Jack cheese, jalapenos, angry onions and signature angry sauce.)
Total calories: 1,780
Thoughts: The anger is palpable. Raw onions and a waterfall of mayo make this one intimidating sandwich. It's the tallest item on the list and due to its massive size, it’s almost impossible to eat – but that doesn't stop me from trying.
Rating: 3 stars

The meal: The Dunkin’ Donuts Sausage, Egg and Cheeseburger Croissanwich
The mix: A Dunkin Donuts sausage, egg, and cheese croissant breakfast sandwich stuffed with a McDonalds cheeseburger
Total calories: 940
Thoughts: Ketchup and eggs have always gone together, so this seems like a natural progression. Basically a hamburger, pickles and onions omelet. The burger overpowers the rest. This is the perfect breakfast to start your day – if you normally spend your day sweating and wheezing because you just ate the world's most awesome breakfast.
Rating: 3 stars

The meal: The Chocolate McGriddle Crunch Cake
The mix: A McDonalds sausage, egg, and cheese McGriddle sandwiched between two Dominos Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes (chocolate cakes, crunchy on the outside, molten chocolate on the inside)
Total calories: 1,274
Thoughts: An explosion of sugary goodness - I could feel my teeth instantly decaying. I was stuffed after two bites. My brain says “no” but my editor says “keep eating, fatso.” Very messy. Bonus spin-off meal: once the warm chocolate filling starts oozing out, you can dip the leftover McGriddle pancakes in it. Think fondue for the disability scooter crowd.
Rating: 3.5 stars

The meal: The Steak Grilled Taquito Ring
The mix: A Taco Bell grilled steak taquito topped with a six-piece of White Castle chicken rings
Total calories: 570
Thoughts: Utter disappointment. I was looking forward to this one the most before coming to the harsh realization that the chicken ring hole is too small to fit around the taquito. (Pretty sure that’s a euphemism, just not sure for what yet.) I cut the taquito in half to empty out some of the steak and the rings still needed to be ripped in half to fit. In the end, it looked like a group of drunk coeds riding a banana boat during spring break. Once I finally figured out a way to get both ingredients in one bite, the taste, too, was a disappointment - because all you can taste is chicken rings. We'll go back to our culinary drawing board with this one, right after a couple more "research trips" to Taco Bell and White Castle.
Rating: 2 stars

The meal: The Double Crunchwrap Supreme
The mix: A Kentucky Fried Chicken Double-Crunch sandwich (two chicken strips, lettuce, tomato and tangy pepper mayo sauce) stuffed with a Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme (flour tortilla filled with beef, nacho cheese sauce, a crunchy tostada shell, sour cream, lettuce and tomatoes)
Total calories: 1,010
Thoughts: Why haven’t I combined mayonnaise and sour cream before? A commercial for KFC came on TV while I was eating this, which might be a sign from God that this sandwich needs to become a reality. Romaine lettuce, iceberg lettuce, green leaf lettuce - they’ve got nothing on KFC and Taco Bell shredded lettuce. It’s hard to tell the difference between the two unless you pay very close attention to the nuances of their texture. (Hint: They both taste like "love".)
Rating: 4 stars
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| Posted by This Is Why You Steal on 09/08/2009 3:31 PM | report abuse |
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Ever hear of a site thisiswhyyourefat.com? Apparently you have since this looks like it was stolen from it. Fucking dumbass frat boys.
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| Posted by Douchebag Alert on 09/08/2009 4:22 PM | report abuse |
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Ever heard of ThisIsWhyYoureaDouche.com? You and your mom run it.
This feature is 80 times better than that site.
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| Posted by LOLOOLOLLOLOLOLOL on 09/08/2009 7:30 PM | report abuse |
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LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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| Posted by Rein Engel on 09/08/2009 11:30 PM | report abuse |
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That site survives on user submitted content, much like the content Saul and Cory just created.
If I take a picture of your ugly mother and don't send it to ThisIsWhyYourMomIsUgly.com, am I stealing?
Go work on your netcop skills.
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| Posted by OMFG on 09/09/2009 11:01 AM | report abuse |
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OMFG
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| Posted by 8bithero on 09/09/2009 11:34 AM | report abuse |
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Internet is serious business.
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| Posted by haywood on 09/09/2009 3:38 PM | report abuse |
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you left out my high school caoch's favorite, take a McDonalds Filet of Fish and a Quarter Pounder, take the top bun off both, put them together and call it "Surf and Turf."
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| Posted by DrGordonFreeman on 09/09/2009 6:03 PM | report abuse |
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This is revolting, yet I am compelled to masturbate to these pictures. Is that wrong???
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