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Posted Monday 10/05/2009 4:15 PM in
Stupid Fun by Maxim Staff
Filed under: trick or puke, candy, halloween
Zombie Mints
Contain “brain flavoring.”
mcphee.com
Chum Bucket
Tastes like an Altoid found in the stomach of a dead, rotting carp.
gagworks.com
Scorpion Suckers
Comes in blueberry, banana, or urine flavor!
bugtoys.net
Meatball Bubble Gum
Goes well with a robust Chianti and exposed chest hair.
funnybonestore.com
Sour Cream & Onion Crick-ettes
Little. Crunchy. Bugs.
hotlix.com
Garlic Mints
Repel hunky Twilight stars.
perpetualkid.com
Bubble Gum Wienies
Cow intestines and nitrates not included.
mcphee.com
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| Posted by sila vazquez on 10/12/2009 10:36 AM | report abuse |
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Is this real? If it is, "Is it legal?"
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| Posted by zoey r. on 10/12/2009 10:53 AM | report abuse |
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omg that is so so so......gross whoever came up with this is nasty why dont they this there selves well they probly have eww thats gross
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| Posted by Kamii on 10/12/2009 11:02 AM | report abuse |
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wtf were these people thinking???? crickets? MEATBALL gum? eww!
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| Posted by Naveed Hashmi on 10/12/2009 11:05 AM | report abuse |
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What is this? even it is real, but i call it illegal because it is doubt created approaches which can be harmful for any at any time? there for it should be avoided and restricted at any cost.
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| Posted by J on 10/12/2009 11:09 AM | report abuse |
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I always say don't knock it, till you tried it. But I damn sure ain't gonna try that.
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| Posted by Kim on 10/12/2009 11:20 AM | report abuse |
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I would like to know who made sure the urine flavored suckers and chum and brain flavored mints were true to flavor? Seriously urine? Wrong and disturbing on so many levels
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| Posted by Foster on 10/12/2009 11:20 AM | report abuse |
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This is sick stuff...should not be allowed!!!
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| Posted by brandon on 10/12/2009 11:26 AM | report abuse |
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this is hilarious
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| Posted by vinny on 10/12/2009 11:31 AM | report abuse |
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i know the scorpian sucker is real cuz i had the blueberry one and its really kinda good. u just have to not eat the stinger or the poison gland cuz that will make u very sick. scorpian kinda tastes like a gritty chicken. i suggest not eating the claws either. they husrt like a bitch on the way out. haha that day sucked big time.
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| Posted by Jade on 10/12/2009 11:33 AM | report abuse |
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one word:AWSOME!!!
(yes, I am a girl)
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| Posted by joe on 10/12/2009 11:40 AM | report abuse |
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come on people,its all about money,and laughs.
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| Posted by alix on 10/12/2009 11:42 AM | report abuse |
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this candy doesnt even look real!?!i have never seen this candy before...and if its real people dont gine it for Halloween!
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| Posted by Peaches on 10/12/2009 11:49 AM | report abuse |
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Ive had a few of these, they aren't bad. the scorpion lollipops are pretty good, but i couldn't tell you how the scorpion is, its too crunchy for my tastes. The crickets are considered a delicacy in many countries, and they're kind of like rather healthy potato chips. The zombie mints are pretty good too, and yes, they just taste minty.
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| Posted by Scott on 10/12/2009 11:50 AM | report abuse |
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this all looks like our stimulus tax dollars at work..............geeze. get real people
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| Posted by carol on 10/12/2009 11:51 AM | report abuse |
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This is the most disgusting "stuff" I've ever seen in my life!!! What idiots came up with the ideas on these products? Better yet, who would buy them? Yuk!!
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| Posted by sue on 10/12/2009 12:04 PM | report abuse |
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who ever thinks this stuff is sick enough,be=ut the ones who think its funny is even sicker
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| Posted by jenny#1 on 10/12/2009 12:07 PM | report abuse |
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I think some of these candies r bad for me 2 eat on halloween.They look NASTY!!!!!I MEAN REALLY CRICKETS SCORPION?!?!?!SERIOUSLY?!
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| Posted by jessica on 10/12/2009 12:10 PM | report abuse |
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the candy is real my daughter get that stuff at a store on monroe ave. in rochester new york called Archimage. They have a website.I would not let her eat the scorpin,i took it and put it in the trash.
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| Posted by bro on 10/12/2009 12:15 PM | report abuse |
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all of you overprotective parents need to settle down. they are perfectly safe and ..legal and can be bought at souvenir shops around the world. ive had the scorpion lollipop before. you can't really taste the insect though. i can tell most of you are not very intelligent. they would not sell illegal or harmful things like this intentionally. they are safe and eating ti will not hurt you whatsoever. i think you are overreacting. even if you just picked up a live cricket and ate it you would be fine. the scorpion does not have venom in it of course like many of you think. (why would they leave that their? lawsuit?) that's just stupid
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| Posted by Tre on 10/12/2009 12:28 PM | report abuse |
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I think it's hysterical, all in good fun ... passing them out to the trick or treaters? no way, we'd have a scare and then kids would not be alllowed to get candy from anyone... but hey think of it.. a adult halloween party with a table spread with these products... maybe a large sign that (in some creepy writting) says "EAT ME" .... If I had the loot I would scoop em all up...lol
Thanks for sharing
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