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Posted Tuesday 10/06/2009 3:33 PM in
Stupid Fun by Cory Jones and Justin Halpern
Filed under: funny, stages, break up
Relationships are a lot of work. They can end in happiness, but most often, they end in a passive aggressive battle. We decided we'd show you the stages of most relationships.
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| Posted by V on 10/06/2009 10:46 PM | report abuse |
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This is creepily accurate.
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| Posted by J on 10/07/2009 1:10 PM | report abuse |
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sad and funny at the same time. i hate my life
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| Posted by X on 10/07/2009 1:25 PM | report abuse |
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I love the last part, "since you're too much of a pussy to break it off, you get engaged." As another poster said, creepily accurate.
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| Posted by P on 10/07/2009 1:36 PM | report abuse |
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I cried a little.
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| Posted by Lazlo Toth on 10/07/2009 1:44 PM | report abuse |
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If this resembles your reality, something is wrong with you. Life is only like this if you're shallow and have no idea how to communicate with your partners. Stop dating vapid mannequins, stop reading arrested adolescent crap like Maxim, and grow up.
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| Posted by Laugh at Lazlo on 10/07/2009 1:53 PM | report abuse |
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Lazlo LOL at U. Sorry no one has tolerated you that long.
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| Posted by huge Dick on 10/07/2009 2:31 PM | report abuse |
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that was depressing, i dont like it
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| Posted by henk on 10/07/2009 2:38 PM | report abuse |
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JC, Are people really in realtionships that pathetic? Grow a spine and find a decent partner. YLS.
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| Posted by Uh Oh on 10/07/2009 2:55 PM | report abuse |
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FML
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| Posted by John on 10/07/2009 3:52 PM | report abuse |
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That is retarded. 5 years and i am in stage 2. If you hate someone, why the hell would you be with them?
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| Posted by Bill from Atlanta on 10/07/2009 4:15 PM | report abuse |
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Lazlo Toth must be a female. Poor girl it probally jumps from 4 to 5 for her. Never getting to enjoy setps 1-3. Must be a sad life being that angry...
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| Posted by SuWeet44 on 10/07/2009 5:11 PM | report abuse |
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Before you do the pussied out engagement of stage 5 check-out the produce section in your local supermarket I hope this information saves some you guys!!!!
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| Posted by scottie and the full effect on 10/07/2009 5:42 PM | report abuse |
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wow. it is so accurate
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| Posted by Jenny on 10/07/2009 6:10 PM | report abuse |
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Well some of these are true... as for the fart thing... has never happene in 7 years. srsly. It all depends on the time line... they dont really say how long this takes. hell it could be 20 years by the time you reach the end of the stages.
I think with good communication skills and not a shallow ass, then this shouldnt happen.
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| Posted by Ryan on 10/07/2009 7:35 PM | report abuse |
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sigh.
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| Posted by Eli on 10/07/2009 7:37 PM | report abuse |
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That is so true! I wish I wasn't such a pussy. Then I'd be getting more pussy.
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| Posted by D on 10/07/2009 7:58 PM | report abuse |
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Lazlo Toth; congratulations for hitting the nail straight on the head.
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| Posted by somesurfer on 10/07/2009 8:07 PM | report abuse |
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STEP 1:
You meet each other. It's wonderful. You text message and you love it.
STEP 2:
You continue.
STEP 3:
Renew and repeat steps 1 & 2.
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| Posted by John on 10/07/2009 9:16 PM | report abuse |
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this is dead accurate.
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| Posted by 323Felicity on 10/07/2009 9:24 PM | report abuse |
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shit, everything they said is completely true when your relationship starts to get crappy.
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