If it bleeds, it leads—unfortunately, when the bleeder in question is the reporter on the scene, there may also be extreme laughter involved. That's what happens when you start asking the hard-hitting questions: Mother Nature, the animal kingdom, and fellow humans hit back, as evidenced by these instances caught on tape.

 

PASSERBY MAKES FEMALE REPORTER LOSE HER SHIT

We really hope "violent craaaaaaaaa" goes down.


FOX REPORTER GETS A DOLLAR BILL STUFFED IN HER BRA
Hey, the nudey bar doesn't open till 8 PM. This'll do.


BIRD TAKES A CRAP IN REPORTER'S MOUTH

Bird shits on you = good luck. Bird shits into your mouth = ???


REPORTER TURNS GHETTO ON THIS COUNTRY-ASS POLLAH

But, seriously, what killed Chris Woods?


REPORTER GETS KISSED BY FAT, HAIRY DUDE

Hulk Hogan has really let himself go since Wrestlemania III...

NAKED DUDE DANCES NEAR METEOROLOGIST IN WHITEOUT CONDITIONS

Dad? Is that you?


REPORTER GETS SHOOED OFF "PRIVATE PROPERTY...FUCK."

Sorry, Marvin, he's got a point.


DOG GOES APESHIT ON REPORTER WHO ALSO GOES APESHIT

When you're old, you've got to live for the small victories.


REPORTER GETS OWNED BY A HORSE

No worries—the horse survived.


NEWS ANCHOR GETS TKO'ED

Recent cutbacks to newsroom budgets are starting to manifest themselves.


*BONUS*
REPORTER MISSES OUT ON A LARGE DILDO

"Biggest bust ever" indeed.