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Posted Wednesday 10/21/2009 3:30 PM in
Stupid Fun by Brenan Sharp and Jesse Thompson
Filed under: wedding reception honest, wedding reception truth, wedding reception seating chart
It's always a crapshoot if you decide to hang around for a wedding reception; will you wind up at the table with the bride's hot friends, or with the glum octogenarians? Here's a look at the thinking that really goes into a reception's seating chart...
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| Posted by dick on 10/22/2009 2:32 AM | report abuse |
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sucks ass, stop trying to be cracked.com
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| Posted by Toptableplanner on 10/22/2009 5:16 AM | report abuse |
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A great guide to wedding seating charts and incredibly funny! Thanks.
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| Posted by annon on 10/22/2009 11:30 AM | report abuse |
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This is pretty retarded. Where does the family of the bride and the family of the groom sit?
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| Posted by ... on 10/22/2009 1:01 PM | report abuse |
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Or, you know, friends?
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| Posted by Brian B on 10/22/2009 1:28 PM | report abuse |
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Where's the bar?
Must have the singles next to the bar.
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| Posted by Just married on 10/23/2009 7:34 AM | report abuse |
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Why would you invite people you slept with to your wedding?
If you slept with them and it didn't go anywhere move on. The idea that you must stay friends with your ex is silly.. As you grow and progress in life you outgrow some of your friends anyway, you lose touch with people. And that is people you haven't slept with. So why jeopardize your current relationship by insisting on staying friends with everybody you've ever slept with?
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| Posted by Just married on 10/23/2009 7:36 AM | report abuse |
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ps I love the random old people table. Would be even funnier to have the random old people and the young singles all at the same table. Get them all really drunk and see what happens..
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| Posted by jayjay on 10/24/2009 1:03 PM | report abuse |
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Boring! I wouldnt even read this on the toilet
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| Posted by Schoolmarm on 10/24/2009 9:20 PM | report abuse |
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Very funny. Let's have more like this.
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| Posted by Lynxx on 10/25/2009 12:23 AM | report abuse |
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That was hysterical and so true.
And I'm so glad my husband and I got married by a justice of the peace with only our parents, sibs, two witnesses (with their spouses) in attendance!
Small, intimate and simple, and we had a party for 50 people a couple of weeks afterward (requesting no presents, but some brought them anyway).
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| Posted by Grandma on 10/27/2009 1:22 PM | report abuse |
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will never understand why young couples must feel compelled to spend so very much money on a wedding reception.
A much smaller reception will end up giving back to you when you don't invite people you really do not care about. sign me SAGE
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| Posted by Eli and Becca on 10/28/2009 8:19 AM | report abuse |
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this is pretty funny---
another script idea Eli--how about a guy invents a software that helps you select your seating charts for weddings based on ratings of some personality characteristics of the guests and then someone cracks his code and messes with it via a computer trojan and the seating is just about the worst combos you can imagine--
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| Posted by Diego Rivera on 10/28/2009 9:58 AM | report abuse |
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What a down, depressing way to look at two people starting on what should be the relationship of their lives.
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| Posted by meg on 10/28/2009 10:03 AM | report abuse |
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i did not expect profanity on this site. am disappointed in you. i just reprimanded my grandaughter age 16, for using the same wording on her fb page. not necessary.v
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| Posted by alisa on 10/28/2009 12:05 PM | report abuse |
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Funny...never thought about it before! I guess there's probably some truth to it! lol
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| Posted by njgirl on 10/28/2009 12:12 PM | report abuse |
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this was stupid...sorry i wasted my time reading it...thought maxim would at least make an effort to make it worth reading..
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| Posted by boop on 10/29/2009 12:36 AM | report abuse |
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I think you guys are not quite understanding of how funny this is. I have been to tons of weddings and this is a little extreme but pretty true for the most part. stop taking life so dang seriously. Maxim, i appreciated this.
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| Posted by rick on 11/08/2009 8:17 AM | report abuse |
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pretty funny but ive seen better
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| Posted by B.D. on 11/08/2009 8:35 AM | report abuse |
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Too, funny, too funny. :)
But so true- I c where ur coming from.
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| Posted by l a feak on 11/08/2009 10:51 AM | report abuse |
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why bother getting married and have a reception ?? why insult the fat cats just because you want a fat check ?? the relatives won't be insulted if you place them anyplace close to the food. the brats ?? well leave them home with a sitter they won't care..table 5 why bother I think you should elope and wait for the outcome and cries of the underdogs .................
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