It's common practice these days to for buck-seeking licensors to sign off on holiday wrapping paper with just about anything pop culture-related. Just throw a Santa hat on Spongebob or give Edward from Twilight some mistletoe and watch the dollaz start flying in!

But there are still some people and scenarios that can't quite make the leap to "appealing gift wrap." Here are eight patterns that put the "NO" in Noel.

 

 

1. Nick Nolte's mug shot

 

 

 

 

2. Jeff Goldblum as The Fly

 

 

 

 

3. Female bodybuilders

 

 

 

4. Dateline's "To Catch a Predator"

 

 

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