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A carrot crosses the road and is hit by a car...

A carrot crosses the road and is hit by a car. He is rushed to the hospital, where he goes through hours of surgery.

After surgery the doctor comes into the carrot’s room and says “Well, I’ve got good news and bad news.”

The carrot says, “Give me the good news first, doc.”

The doctor says, “The good news is you’re gonna live.”

“And the bad news?” asks the carrot.

“THe bad news is your gonna be a vegetable for the rest of your life.“

Steve
Virginia Beach, VA