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Gary wants to kill his wife, so he calls his best friend Arty to do the vicious deed for him...

Gary wants to kill his wife, so he calls his best friend Arty to do the vicious deed for him. After Arty agrees, Gary asks how much he needs to pay for getting rid of his better half.

“Nothing,” Arty says. “I hate her just as much as you do.”

“I have to give you something,” Gary replies.

“OK, give me a dollar,” Arty says.

So Arty follows the wife into a Food Lion and chokes her. After looking around, he realizes that three people saw the murder and ends up choking them also. The police show up before he gets a chance to leave and he gets busted.

The next morning’s newspaper headline read: ARTY CHOKES 4 FOR A DOLLAR AT FOOD LION.

Mark
Vinton, VA