A priest and a rabbi are on a train. The priest says, “I know that in your religion you’re not supposed to ear pork, but have you really never tried it?”
The rabbi responds, "Honestly, I have on occasion. And I know that in your religion you're supposed to be celibate. But..."
"I know what you're going to ask," the priest says, "and, yes, I have succumbed to the temptation once or twice."
After a minute of silence, the rabbi peaks his head around his paper and says, "Better than pork, isn't it?"