Q: What has two legs and bleeds? A: Half a dog.
Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.
Q: What do you call two skunks doing a 69? A: Odor eaters.
Cletus and Jeb are sitting on the back porch sipping moonshine and watching Jeb’s dog like his own balls.
Cletus says, “I sure wish I could do that.”
Jeb replies, “You crazy? He’s liable to bite you!”