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Grandpa’s Dirty Jokes

Q: What has two legs and bleeds? AHalf a dog.

Q: What’s gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant.

QWhat do you call two skunks doing a 69? A: Odor eaters.

 

Cletus and Jeb are sitting on the back porch sipping moonshine and watching Jeb’s dog like his own balls.

Cletus says, “I sure wish I could do that.”

Jeb replies, “You crazy? He’s liable to bite you!”