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A Guy Walks Into a Hillbilly Bar…

A Guy Walks Into a Hillbilly Bar and orders a white wine.

The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”

The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada. I’m a taxidermist.”

The barkeep asks, “what in tarnation is a taxidermist? You drive a taxi?”

“No. I mount animals,” the guy explains.

The bartender grins and yells to his patrons, “It’s OK, boys – he’s one of us!”


David B.