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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital...

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse", he mumbled from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the otherShe looks very closely and says, "don’t worry, sir. They look fine." The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely: are my test results back?”


Joe Eakle, Massepequa, NY