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A man finds out from his doctor that he has terminal cancer, and only about eight months to live...

A man finds out from his doctor that he has terminal cancer, and only about eight months to live. A few days later, at the golf course bar, he decides to tell all of his buddies at once: “Guys, doc told me I’m dying of AIDS, and I only have eight months to live”

His doctor is at the bar, and upon hearing this, calls him over and asks him why he would tell his friends such a lie. “I said you had terminal cancer, not AIDS.”

“Well, Doc” said the man, “I don’t want any of my friends trying to nail my wife after I die.”

Gary
Jacksonville Beach, FL