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A Man Pulls Into a Gas Station…

A Man Pulls Into a Gas Station in his Porsche, and a kid on a tricycle starts riding around him.

“Wanna race?” asks the kid.

“No thanks,” laughs the guy and drives off.

When he gets on the highway, the kid suddenly zooms past him. “Wow!” the guy says and floors it. He catches up and the kid disappears behind him. A minute later the kid flies past again. Astonished, the guy pulls over, only to see the kid come zooming backward, then forward again, until finally he comes to a stop next to the car.

The man opens the door to find the kid on his tricycle, wheels smoking. The kid pants, “Thanks for stopping mister. My suspenders got caught in your door.”

 

Scott Vandezande