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An Old Fart Goes to Confession…

An Old Fart Goes to Confession and says, “Father, I’m 82, and I just slept with two women.”

The priest says,” Say three Hail Marys and all will be forgiven.”

“I don’t know the Hail Mary,” the old man says. “I’m not Catholic.”

“Then why are you telling me?” asks the priest.

“Telling you?” the guy says. “I’m telling everyone!”


Rob Hockenstein