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Three couples want to be married in a prestigious church. In order to do this, the minister explains, they must abstain from sex for 30 days and then repor

Three couples want to be married in a prestigious church. In order to do this, the minister explains, they must abstain from sex for 30 days and then report back to him.

Thiry days later, the first couple shows up and the preacher asks them how it went.

“Well, it was tough, but we really want this, so we made it.”

“Great, see my secretary and she will set chapel reservations for you.”

The second couple comes in shortly after that and says, “We had a real hard time but…we did it.”

“Great, see my secretary,” says the preacher.

Then the third couple comes in and the minister asks them how it went. The man says, “It was really tough. We made it until day 28, and then…well, she dropped a can of corn on the floor, bent over to pick it up, she was wearing a mini skirt and no panties, and I couldn’t help it. I nailed her right there.”

“You realize you are not allowed to get married in this church now, right?” the minister asks.

“Yeah,” the man replies. “That’s OK. We’re not allowed to shop at that Safeway anymore either.”

Jeff Ewig
Seward, AK