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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a hot, intelligent young lady...

While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a hot, intelligent young lady. When he finally persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he saw she had a perfect-10 body. Unfortunately for him, he was unable to perform when the time came.

On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife all covered up in a wrinkled bath robe, her hair up in curlers, face creamed, munching loudly on some candy while reading through a movie magazine. Then, without a moment’s notice, he feels the onset of a massive erection.

Looking down at this, he snarls aloud, “Now I know why they call you a prick!”

Bob Kiesgen
Antioch, IL