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A woman speeds by a motorcycle cop holding a radar gun...

A woman speeds by a motorcycle cop holding a radar gun. He pulls her over and asks, “What’s the rush?” She replies, “I’m on my way to assist in an emergency procedure at the hospital.” The cop asks what she does in the ER. “I’m an asshole stretcher,” she says. The cop scratches his head. She explains, “You see, I prep the patient by taking one finger at a time to slowly stretch the asshole till my hands have made the patient’s asshole a full six feet open. ”Looking at the woman in shock, he inquires, “What do you do with a six-foot asshole?” The lady says, “Usually we give it a badge and a radar gun.”

Jim McGonigal