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Brazilian men with erectile dysfunction are putting their penises in God’s hands.

Brazilian men with erectile dysfunction are putting their penises in God’s hands.


If you have a problem getting it up, consider traveling to Brazil. Not because their beautiful women (and their bountiful derrieres) have the power to engorge your loins, but because of another chick: The Virgin Mary. According to this news report, Brazilian men with flaccid weens have been making the pilgrimage to The Church of the Holy Virgin Maria in Rio de Janeiro to cure their impotence. Of course, people with all kinds of ailments visit the church, but it’s best known for illnesses of the penile variety. In fact, the church even has a shop where you can buy wax dicks to make an “offering” to the holy virgin. (Lord knows what she’s supposed to do with them.)


Check out the video below to see desperate men pray for rock-hard erections and a church shopkeeper fondle a wax schlong while explaining that the men are “asking the Holy for a good ending.” Amen to that.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwnc4LXNhgs