Dog People Are Sexier Than Cat People, A New Study Confirms

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In this whole wide world, there are two types of people: dog lovers and cat lovers. And no matter which one of those you personally choose to be, the reality of the situation is that dog people are better. Just kidding. We’re all equals here. But really, dog people are better.

We recently learned from a large Facebook study that dog lovers are blessed and happy individuals, whereas cat lovers are sad, single, and enjoy Bram Stoker and anime. In other words, they have no chill. But we already knew that from common sense. 

Look how happy that dog person is! #blessed

Look how happy that dog person is! #blessed

And now, according to a new study of over 1,000 singles, we also know that dog lovers are sexy people who everyone wants to get with, while cat people aren’t really all that attractive, probably because they’re so sad all the time. This also explains why they’re more likely to be single.

The study, conducted by EliteSingles, found that 63 percent of people find dog owners to be sexy and endearing, and only 18 percent of participants said cat owners are attractive. So yeah, judgmental loser cats who don’t even love you? Not a good look. Cats suck. On the other hand, loving, happy, amazing, loyal dogs who love you just the way you are? Super hot.

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I should also mention that the remaining 19 percent of participants were miserable people who said owning a pet was not attractive at all. Boooooo. Pets are amazing. They’re missing out on so, so much, and that's very unfortunate.

They'll never get to experience the sheer joy of a puppy birthday party. 

They'll never get to experience the sheer joy of a puppy birthday party. 

And guess what else? 32 percent of dog people said they’d totally dump their date if they felt like their pooch wasn’t a fan of them, and 27 percent of cat owners said they’d also dump their date if their cat didn’t like them. Considering cats hate literally everyone and everything, those people are clearly doomed to singledom for eternity.

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So, to all you cat people who take pride in your cat-loving singleness: I hope you find what you’re looking for someday. 

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H/T: Metro