Winner of The Week: The Rock

He kind of wins every week, though.
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He kind of wins every week, though.
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The winner of the week in none other than…drum roll please: The Rock. With a record-shattering film, a new show from HBO, and complete domination of karaoke, Dwayne Johnson has won the week. This is yet another achievement for the former WWE star, whose own magnetism nears levels that might throw off the Large-Hadron Collider.

On the other side of the spectrum, in terms of winning, is the perennial loser of the sea – cod. The Rock, in Muscle & Fitness magazine, broke down his diet, which consists of over 36 oz. of cod a day. That's 821 pounds of cod a year. Good cod that’s a lot of cod!

Expect things to get worse for cod as thousands of Rock-wannabes look for nutrition in the pushover of the seas. It's going to be a massacre. 

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