So how do you want to go?
By guillotine, wearing something fantastic.
Which of your films plays over and over in heaven?
The one I haven’t filmed yet. I’d like to think my best work is ahead of me.
Which one plays over and over in hell?
The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas. I played the parking valet.
In Star Trek you take over the role of Sulu from George Takei. Who would win an intergalactic fight to the death?
It would definitely be Takei. And I would not be the first man that he’s killed…trust me.
In the First Harold & Kumar, you play a man on a munchie mission. What will you eat to take care of your munchies in heaven?
Angels. I hear they’re fluffy and delicious.
How many White Castle burgers do you think it would take to kill a man?
One…if it hits you in exactly the right spot.
What did you spend the most money on?
Extensive plastic surgery.
Name one thing you’re glad you’ll never have to do again on Earth.
Call the phone company. I can feel myself slowly dying while I listen to their menu choices, “which have recently changed.”
What book do you regret not finishing?
A Korean language book. It’s excruciating that I need a translator to visit the land of my birth.
You introduced the term “MILF” to the world in American Pie. Who is one MILF you would like to sleep with before you die?
Other than my wife? Is this a trick question?
Got any last words?
Thank you, I’m sorry, and I love you.
What are people saying over your casket?
“He’s not as big an asshole as I thought!”
Star Trek beams into theaters May 8.