9 Actresses Who Always Look Like They Want to Start an Argument

Okay…what did we do wrong now???
ENTERTAINMENT  |  January 26, 2012By Dan Bergstein

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, or, in some cases a woman who wasn’t scorned, but just always looks like she wants to pick a meaningless fight. Here are the top nine actresses that will strike you down at the drop of a hat. And why were you dropping that hat? You think you can just come in here and drop hats like some kind of pig-headed hat dropper? And the worst part is, you don’t even know what you did! Agh!

Anyway, here’s the list….hat dropper.

Helen Hunt

Talking to Helen Hunt is like trying to steal a steak away from an angry dog – for the first few moments, you feel like you’ll get away with it…but then it all goes horribly wrong with lots of barks and bites.

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Leelee Sobieski

She’s a younger, arty looking and just-as-scary Helen Hunt, but with a worse name and (presumably) higher stamina.  Now that we think about it, maybe Sobieski is Hunt in going through a reverse-aging Benjamin Button thing. God, that movie was so stupid.

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Jennifer Aniston

Beautiful? Of course. But when she appears on TV we quickly put on headphones and avoid eye contact in case she asks us anything.

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Cynthia Nixon

To be fair, we only know her from her work on Sex in the City where she played some sort of giant leprechaun. (We were only half-watching.) Her personality makes us think she would ask you unanswerable questions such as, “What’s the opposite of Neptune” and if you paused for even a moment, she would glare and growl. And by the way, the answer is: South-Neptune.

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Leslie Mann

With each passing film, the characters she plays become more and more grating. Sure, she was hilarious as the drunk girl in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and stole Knocked Up with her “doorman” tirade, but increased screen time in movies like Funny People and The Change-Up makes us feel like we need to apologize before she rips our eyelids off with her teeth. This is why you should never work with your spouse. (For those who don’t keep up with the Hollywoods, she’s married to Judd Apatow.)

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Annette Bening

Fine! Fine! We’ll stop saying The Kids Are All Right was as Oscar-worthy as Yogi Bear. Just please stop with the passive aggressive comments about our “potential.”

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Patricia Heaton

The sound of her eyes rolling is the delightful liquid SLURK that makes you just want to peel your skin off with a fork.

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Tea Leoni

Hahaha…you’re so funny Tea. Hahaha. (Keep laughing, or else she’ll suspect something’s up.) Hahaha…really? You really can’t choose a favorite fruit? Ha! Oh, Tea. You’re too much. [Runs away]

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Madeleine Stowe

Try to picture the icy star of Revenge having a delightful conversation with a Starbucks barista. Your brain just imploded, right? Sorry.

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