Aeon Flux

You might want to see this, you might not. Who are we to say? All we know is that they didn't offer a press screening, which is a rare honor that is only granted to the most memorable of classics like Wes Craven's Cursed, Redman's Seed of Chucky, and Eddie Murphy's The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Call us crazy, but we don't smell a repeat Oscar performance for Charlize Theron.