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American Reunion [Blu-ray + DVD + Digital Copy]

Release Date: 
07/10/2012
Rated: 
MPAA: R
Star Rating: 
4 out of 10

This Pie tastes like sadness.


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The Pitch: The whole American Pie crew is back--seriously, each one of them is back...don’t make us type out their names--trying to put aside their depressing ordinary lives over the course of a rowdy reunion weekend.


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What It Really Is: Paychecks for the cast of American Pie. The first movie was great. The two sequels were forgettable. The three straight-to-video flicks were abominations against man and nature. And this latest installment is sorta depressing. It’s a reminder that we’re all getting old, relationships get stale, jobs are lame and memories are all anyone has until they wait for death.


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Wait A Second... Eugene Levy is back so there’s that! Did we mention they killed off his wife? So even Eugene Levy is sad. But in the same movie, Stifler shits in a cooler. So everything evens out. Party!


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Youthful Hotness: At least the producers realized it can’t all be sad sagging faces so they threw in gorgeous Maxim cover girl Katrina Bowden...


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...and naked newcomer Ali Cobrin.


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Maxim.com Ready-Made Press Blurb: “If you miss this Reuion the cast might come to your house and fuck your dad to death since that’s the only gross thing they haven’t done in any of the 8 American Pie movies!” --Maxim.com


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Bonus Press Blurb: “The only thing more abused than the this franchise it the apple pie Jason Biggs stuck his dick in back in 1999.” --Maxim.com


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Does Blu-ray Make a Difference? It helps for the nude and young bikini-clad girl scenes, it’s painful when Jason Biggs is wearing the bondage outfit.

 

Special Features: Rated and Unrated versions of the movie; A picture-in-picture “Out of Control Track”; audio commentary, “The Best of Biggs: Hanging with Jason B.,” “Lake Bake,” “Dancing with the Oz,” “Jim’s Dad,” “Ouch! My Balls!,” “The ‘Reunion’ Reunion: Re-Launching the Series,” extended scenes, alternate takes, deleted scenes, gag reel, American Reunion Yearbook, DVD and UltraViolet digital copy of the movie.


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Who’s It For: Guys in their early 30s looking for a good cry.

Studio: Universal