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20. Jessica Simpson, Rejoyce: The Christmas Album
When we said we wanted to unwrap Jessica under the tree, finding this in our stocking was not what we had in mind.



19. The Brady Bunch, Christmas With the Brady Bunch
Compared to this, "Time to Change" is Kanye West.



18. New Kids on the Block, Merry, Merry Christmas
Ground zero for crappy boy band Christmas albums. It gave rise to 98 Degrees' This Christmas and *NSYNC's Home for Christmas.



17. Clay Aiken, Merry Christmas with Love
The horror…the horror!!!



16. Mirror Image, Yuletide Disco
We've honestly never heard any songs on this album, but the cover was frightening enough to earn a spot on our list.