15. Barenaked Ladies, Barenaked for the Holidays
Their version of "Jingle Bells" sounds even worse than your 4-year-old niece's preschool concert.



14. Celine Dion, These are Special Times
As if the over-the-top crooning of Canada's worst export since curling wasn't bad enough on its own, this 16-track self-indulgence from the Diva Queen also features a cover of the Lennon/Ono audio ipecac, "Happy Xmas (War is Over)."



13. Ali Lohan, Lohan Holiday
Lindsay's 12-year-old sister's musical debut features holiday classics such as "Deck the Halls," "Jingle Bells," and "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth (And My Sister's Nipples to Stay in Her Shirt)"



12. William Hung, Hung for the Holidays
Why God? Why?



11. Raffi, Raffis's Christmas Album
Forget Michael Jackson, this is the guy who should go down for child abuse.