9. LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
Though still a bad m*therf*cker, John McClane isn't getting any younger. Sensing this, producers cut his aimless three-liner in the fourth Die Hard trailer. When asked what he'll do to the bad guys, McClane says, "I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!"
 


8. Major League
It would be greedy of us to ask more of this hilarious documentary on the history of the Cleveland Indians, but there was a doozy in the trailer that never made it beyond the TV spots. Over a postgame drink, Tom Berenger's Jake comforts Charlie Sheen's Ricky Vaughn over a particularly nasty home run ball: Jake: That ball wouldn't have been out of most parks. Ricky: Name one. Jake: Yellowstone.



7. Knocked Up
In the original trailer to this stoner-nerd fantasy flick, we're shown Canadian man-bear Seth Rogen rapping along with Ol' Dirty Bastard. Where was it in the final film? Don't tell us you couldn't get the rights. ODB's entire estate can be purchased for $2.50 and a jawbreaker.