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Posted Friday 03/21/2008 2:00 PM in
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Rambo, Actually
John Rambo has finally come to terms with the war within, so he moves to London, only to become embroiled in a whole new battle—the one between the sexes! In this frothy romantic comedy, costarring Colin Firth and Martine McCutcheon, Rambo dodges the minefield that is love in the modern world.
There Will Be First Blood
In this period western, John Rambo finally finds some solace in the wilds of California, living the life of a nomadic oilman. When one of his loyal workers—ironically named "Joey"—loses his legs in a drilling mishap, the onetime war hero holes up in his mansion drowning his sorrows in milk shakes.
Rambo vs. Predator
John Rambo is accidentally blasted into space as part of a military experiment and crash-lands on the Predator home world. He must once more rely on his survival instincts as he adapts to new, futuristic weaponry and a cunning new foe. In a bizarre twist, the Predators are played by Bill Duke, Carl Weathers, and Jesse Ventura.
Rambo and Kumar Go to Burma
Stoned to the bejesus belt after discovering that the "cobra feed" he's been buying from his Burmese connection is actually high-grade hash, Rambo and his new sidekick, Kumar, decide to head to the only place in the world that can satisfy their munchies—a Cambodian Fried Chicken outlet located in a former POW camp.
Tango & Rambo
Thanks to advances in CG technology, the ultimate buddy-cop movie can finally be a reality. Sylvester Stallone stars as BOTH Ray Tango and John Rambo in this nonstop action quipfest. A completely computer-generated Jack Palance costars as a villainous drug lord.
