Posted Friday 05/30/2008 2:00 PM in
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Filed under: Noah's Ark, Atlantis, Harrison ford, Indiana jones, Movies, Camelot, Film, Parody, Tower of Babel
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Atlantis Legend: According to king of understatement Plato, the island of Atlantis sank into the ocean during "a single day and night of misfortune" in return for attacking the other superpower of the day, Athens. Ever since, historians have debated whether it was a factual account or just one of Plato's political metaphors. What a scamp! Where is it: Speculation shrouds Atlantis' would-be location, but geological formations point toward the Greek island of Santorini. With towering cliffs and a shape like a half-eaten donut ringing a volcano, Santorini got its distinct look from an eruption that sank a large portion of its original landmass, supposedly sending tsunamis rippling through the Mediterranean. Key obstacles: Archaic SCUBA gear, volcanic ash, and god knows what creatures lurking in the sea's murky depths. Also, gyros: If the sharks circling Santorini don't keep Indy from his prize, then the island's tasty meat tornados certainly will. |
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Tower of Babel Legend: Supposedly after the great flood, the Babylonians built a tower so tall it would reach to the heavens. But, since they bombastically built the phallic structure to celebrate their own ingenuity, God struck them down with his wrath, confusing their languages and scattering them across the earth. Where is it: While there isn't much evidence of such a tower in present-day Iraq, similar tales exist in other cultures. Most impressive is the Great Pyramid of Cholula, located in Mexico. The now subteranean pyramid is the largest monument ever constructed, one-third larger than the Great Pyramid of Giza. As legend tells it, the Aztec giant Xelhua built the towering stucture to invade heaven. Key obstacles: Did you just read that last line? A God-battling Giant? Um, you first, Indy. |