Megan Fox, Transformers
A girl as banging as Megan Fox could spend an entire movie stitching doilies and she'd still have our attention. But slink her over a popped hood, firing off seasoned grease monkey jargon like "nice high-rise double-pump carburetor" and "looks like your distributor caps are loose" and our undercarriages are fully redlined.




Diane Franklin, Better Off Dead
As French foreign exchange student Monique, Diane Franklin knew just how to console a recently dumped and severely depressed John Cusack: by sexing him and fixing his '67 Camaro. That's it, we're quitting our jobs and taking our '84 Dodge Omni to Paris.




Angelina Jolie, Gone in 60 Seconds
A mechanic by day and a bartender by night, expert car thief Sway is the type of girl who knows how to get dirty and wet. If that doesn't jump-start your engine, then consider these frisky lesbian overtones: When stealing a red sports car, she lustfully proclaims, "I was always a sucker for redheads." We don't know about you, but our boners tell us that means she wants to do it with the car; and damn, our testosterone likes that.




Lori Petty, Tank Girl
We never understood the whole "searching for underground water in a postapocalyptic future with a mutant kangaroo Ice-T" plot. But who cares? With a sassy bleached-haired heroine wreaking havoc with her car-crushing tank, our joint '90s grunge and artillery fetishes were fully satisfied.




Marisa Tomei, My Cousin Vinny
Put Marisa Tomei on a witness stand and we'll believe anything that olive-skinned Brooklynite says. Now add some dirty automotive talk like "positraction" and a long family lineage of mechanics and you've got a unanimous jury: This greasy gal's guilty for perverting our minds!




Paul Walker, The Fast and the Furious
Normally, we'd never expect the tanned blonde to leave the Sherman Oaks Galleria long enough to even know what a car is, and yet… But Walker's daintiness is only enhanced when he gets paired with that hulking mound of sweaty masculinity, Michelle Rodriguez.