Funhouse
Man, mixing carnies and monsters is like being stabbed with a pitchfork that gives you cancer.



Deadly Friend
"The director who unleashed Freddy now brings you his most frightening creation…Kristy Swanson! And the old lady from Throw Momma From the Train!"



The Gate
The best teen-metalheads-open-a-portal-to-naked-claymation-demons movie ever.



A Nightmare on Elm Street
Chicks in bathtubs! French-kissing phones! People-eating beds! The '80s were a glorious, glorious time.



Carrie
Don't be fooled by the bouncy opening disco music. Mr. Voice Over is going to make sure you find the idea of a menstrual Sissy Spacek pants-fillingly terrifying.



Night of the Creeps
"If you scream, you're dead." This is how you re-invigorate the zombie genre. They don't have to run fast, they just have to be created by space slugs. It's so easy!