Members: John, David, Keith, and Robert

Achievements: Dad appeared in 340 films. His sons played Caine in Kung Fu, Wild Bill in Deadwood, and Lewis in Revenge of the Nerds

Misdeeds: The four-times-married John was upstaged by his sons’ wild, hippe-era embrace of sex, drugs, and good times.

Members: Drew, Ethel, John, and Lionel

Achievements: Hollywood’s First Family: Lionel and Ethel won Oscars; John was called the best actor of his era; Drew carries on legacy

Misdeeds: After years of hard living, John drank himself to death; his granddaughter Drew entered rehab at the tender age of 13


Members: Martin and Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez

Achievements: Papa Sheen played two presidents; Charlie starred in Platoon and Wall Street; Emilio is a charter Brat Packer.

Misdeeds: The Sheen clan’s collective career is beset by heart attacks, rehab, prostitutes, and one marriage to Paula Abdul


Members: Alec, Daniel, Stephen, and William

Achievements: All four of the battling Baldwin brothers have found success both on television and on the silver screen.

Misdeeds: Take your pick: Alec’s temper, William’s sex scenes, Daniel’s stint on Celeb Rehab, Stephen’s reign as a Jesus freak


Members: Vincente and Liza Minnelli, Judy Garland

Achievements: Above all else, no family in Hollywood history has inspired a more rapturous following from the gay community

Misdeeds: Vincente allegedly struggled with his sexuality, while wife Judy and daughter Liza both battled addiction.