These crumb catchers deserve an award of their own.

 

Anthony Edwards - Top Gun

 

Edwards later shaved off his homoerotic humdinger for his role on ER, but somewhere in this crazy universe lies a pile of trimmings that still tastes of Tom Cruise.

 

Burt Reynolds - Smokey and the Bandit

 

If only the hair on Mr. Reynolds' head grew as well as the hair on his lip, he wouldn't have racked up a $121,796.62 bill with a spurned toupee maker.

 

Will Ferrell - Anchorman

 

This just in: Walter Cronkite might have been the most trusted man in America, but Ron Burgundy wins the Emmy for the most trusted-and most perfectly groomed-manstache.

 

Mariah Carey - Precious

 

The director's attempts to make this diva as homely as possible clearly failed. We haven't seen a mustachioed person this sexy since, well, the previous entry.