Release Date:
10/24/2001
Bones is, hands-down, the greatest movie about an undead pimp who possesses a nightclub in order to avenger his wrongful death ever made. Its the kind of movie in which a teenage girl from an upper class neighborhood starts poking around an abandoned house in the projects, discovers an enormous black dog with glowing red eyes, and immediately
gives it a hamburger and takes it home.
Bones, starring Calvin Broadus (aka Snoop Dogg), tells the tale of a kindly pimp circa 1979 who doesnt want drugs brought into his neighborhood, so hes killed by his associates. When one of the associates sons buys the building in which Jimmy Bones is buried, all sorts of bass-thumping hell breaks loose. Bones will satisfy anyone whos longed to see annoying club kids doused with maggots, or anyone whos been dying to see Pam Grier in a fro wig again. If you dont fall into either party, steer clear. One final note: The press kit describes the character of Jimmy Bones as cool, handsome, and respected. Which begs the question, how they hell did they cast Snoop?
Bones, starring Calvin Broadus (aka Snoop Dogg), tells the tale of a kindly pimp circa 1979 who doesnt want drugs brought into his neighborhood, so hes killed by his associates. When one of the associates sons buys the building in which Jimmy Bones is buried, all sorts of bass-thumping hell breaks loose. Bones will satisfy anyone whos longed to see annoying club kids doused with maggots, or anyone whos been dying to see Pam Grier in a fro wig again. If you dont fall into either party, steer clear. One final note: The press kit describes the character of Jimmy Bones as cool, handsome, and respected. Which begs the question, how they hell did they cast Snoop?