Connie and Carla

Here are just a few of the things you’d have to enjoy in order to spend any money on Connie and Carla:

Dinner theater

Show tunes

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

Debbie Reynolds

The end of David Duchovny’s career

My Big Fat Greek Wedding

My Big Fat Greek Wedding; the TV series

Any of Liza Minnelli’s first four weddings

If just one of those items seems even remotely intolerable, turn around and don’t stop running until you pass EXIT.