Release Date:
Friday, August 12, 2005
Terrorists are attacking London! Africa is embroiled in an AIDS crisis! Brad and Angelina are moving in near Jen! But as the world spins out of control, someone, somewhere came up with a solution: Create a sequel to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo. Rob Schneider says he took an entire year to write the script for this follow-up in the franchise, which grossed $100 million in 1999. That's a lot of hard work down the tubesthis six-years-late sequel is flatter than a can of Fresca at a nursing home swimming pool. Not that the plot is important, but Deuce heads overseas to go undercover after another pimp (Eddie Griffin) is accused of murdering Europe's most famous gigolos. Jokes include Deuce carrying around his dead wife's prosthetic leg so he can take "her" everywhere; Deuce meeting a woman who sneezes sperm because she's got a dick for a nose; and Deuce attending an awards show where the winners get Golden Boners. If any of this makes your sides split, then hey, that guy in the little glass booth with the acne scars will gladly sell you a ticket.