True Romance: Unrated Director’s Cut

Reviewed by:
Gene Newman

It must be white-boy day, ’cause this DVD is off the hook, yo! Put another way, the unrated director’s cut of True Romance is “a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream.” If you’ve yet to see the unrated version, here are a few things to look out for: more Patricia Arquette nudity (especially in the deleted scenes), Gary Oldman getting shot in the nuts, James Gandolfini mercilessly pounding on Arquette, Arquette killing the hell out of Gandolfini in return, and a minor twist on the ending. (Fans will note that Chris Penn was shot by someone else in the alternate version.) If you don’t buy this must-own DVD set, then it’s official: You’re a cantaloupe.

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