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449619737- World economy discussed in relation to history and current events. Course is entirely lecture and discussion based, and class participation in mandatory. Final grade is determined by in-class participation and attendance record.
449619719- "Milton: Boring and Unfunny," a seven-part lecture series hosted by Prof. David Jennings, is the focal point of this course. A requirement for all English majors, the course consists of lectures, in-class discussion, outside reading, and personal one-on-one meetings with Prof. Jennings (which may take place in his apartment).
449619746- This advanced level course is a requirement for all geometry majors. Course load varies by professor, and may be altered in response to student performance. Final grade dependent upon several factors, including possible solving of World's Hardest Geometry Problem.
449619762- Department chairperson Prof. Yoda guides this course designed for first-year students. Basic planet identification and charting comprise a large part of the course curriculum. Remedial light saber skills and minimum midichlorian count may be required, so students are asked to please check with their advisors before signing up.
449619799- An intro to basic homemaking skills, this course is organized in a lab-style setting. Students will work in groups to explore food preparation, basic culinary procedure, and clean-up. Prerequisite: a familiarity with desserts and an ability to work well with others.
449619729- Introductory course covers computer basics. Individual instruction in come-ons disguised as computer animation tutorials handled at the discretion of the course professor and/or student teaching assistants. Prerequisites: completion of How Computers Work in Movies 101, no experience with actual computers.
449619780- All students are required to engage in some form of extracurricular activity at some point during their day, as outlined in the Student Handbook under "Teachers and Their Special Time." Some activities may count toward a phys ed credit, so students are encouraged to check with their advisors.
449619840- Prof. John Keating leads this seminar-style advanced poetry appreciation course. Students are required to participate through required reading, creative writing assignments, and life-changing epiphanies. Grasping life with gusto also required. Course textbooks may be vandalized.
449619870- Basics of English grammar covered in this three-week limited-enrollment course. Field trips, film festivals, house parties, games of hide-and-seek, and driver's education may be included at the whim of course instructor Frederick Shoop.
449619675- Class emphasizes personal views of major historical periods, covering the period from the start of the Vietnam War to the end of the Vietnam War. Class discussions are part of the course. Prerequisites: approval of department chairperson, or experience "in the shit."
449619652- Course involves analysis and practical application of theories. In-class demonstrations and lectures comprise bulk of curriculum. Prerequisites: a creepy, borderline fetishistic enthusiasm for geometric equations.
449619821- Health-and-fitness-based curriculum at an advanced level. Students are required to engage in strenuous physical activity—so preexisting health issues (e.g. fainting spells) might be cause for exclusion from this course. Consultation with department head "Lisa" is advised.
449619691- An intensive workload defines this advanced-level course. Due to Prof. Jerome Hathaway's busy schedule, however, many of the lectures will be handled by Teaching Fellow Kent Torokvei. Exams form a substantial part of final grade. Special projects are assigned according to the directives of the professor and/or the U.S. government.
449619704- "Getting the Led Out: Music Theory and the Goblet of Rock" is the theme of Prof. Ned Schneebly's first-year-level course. Students will be asked to play select instruments in class, in addition to reading, listening, and written assignments. Those in league with the Man are asked not to enroll. Prerequisite: musical taste.