Presenting the ultimate flicks starring scaly, thick-necked, fire-breathing gargoyles! Mrs. Doubtfire not included.

<strong>7. Dragonslayer</strong>- A fantasy flick set in the English countryside where virgins where sacrificed to keep the dragon (and presumably his hormones) in check, the aforementioned devil-horned firestarter also had the best dragon name ever: 'Vermithrax Pejorative.' We think it means 'Cherry Popper.'

<strong>6. Dragonworld</strong>- One for the kids, this is a heartwarming coming-of-age tale about a boy and his dragon, Yowler. Warning: Do not watch with your uncle!

<strong>5. The NeverEnding Story</strong>- Only a fantastical German movie could engineer a flying critter that's half-dragon and half-dog. And name it 'Falkor the Luck Dragon.' But he's so cute!

<strong>4. The Winged Serpent</strong>- Set in New York City, this horror B-movie not only spawned the most evil-looking muthafucking dragon, but had it snatch people off the city's skyscrapers. Badass!

<strong>3. Jason and the Argonauts</strong>- En route to find the Golden Fleece, Jason has to deal with many aggressors who are out to fleece him, not least this ADD-inducing multi-headed mutant.

<strong>2. Shrek</strong>- Advancing for the feminist cause, this modern classic cartoon movie incorporated a sexy pink-scaled female ogre into the mix, but, alas, forgot to name her. Unless you count "Dragon."

<strong>1. Dragon Fighter</strong>- This 2003 sci-fi romp features a badass brute that goes apeshit in devastating style after being cloned and hatched. Serves those pesky scientists right for tinkering with nature!

<strong>BONUS DRAGON!!!</strong>- Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Although it's essentially a kid's movie, this fire-breathing gargoyle—with its spikes, evil eyes, and killer fangs—always makes us wet the bed.

<strong>9. Dungeons &amp; Dragons</strong>- The bastard stepchild of the hugely-popular (well, in nerd circles anyway) D&D series, this shoddy film was only salvaged by the resident fearsome beast. And his 'do ain't bad either.

<strong>8. Dragonheart</strong>- Not only does the movie's protagonist (prodragonist, anyone?) go by the name of 'Draco,' breathes fire, and saves the day on numerous occasions, it is also voiced by Sean Connery. What can top a talking dragon with a Scottish accent?!

<strong>10. Reign of Fire</strong>- Putting the "maniac" in pyro-fucking-maniac, this cult classic has enough destructive fire-breathing predators to put Kim Jong Il's nuclear progam to shame.