Release Date:
Friday, August 8, 2008
Directed by: Larry Bishop
The Skinny: Well um it's about these bikers out for revenge because one of them knew this woman who was killed in the '70s and well there's a double-cross and To be honest, this movie makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
The Good: Since writer/producer/director/star Larry Bishop is the writer/producer/director/star, he naturally populates Hell Ride with incredibly hot, naked women who find sagging, middle-aged, alcoholic bikers so utterly irresistible they literally writhe on the floor the minute these Hell's Aged walk in the door. So, there's nudity.
The Bad: Everything. From the nonsensical plot to the embarrassing acting to the jaw-droppingly head-traumatizing dialogue, Hell Ride is a mess in the same way that crystal meth is a mild stimulant. It pays to be friends with Quentin Tarantino, it seems.
You Must Be This Old To Enjoy Hell Ride: At our screening, we sat next to man in his 70s who plugged his ears every time there was a gunshot, a revving motorcyle, or loud music. This, of course, happened every two seconds because this is a movie about a violent biker gang. Couldn't make it to Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, pops?
Theater, DVD, or TNT in Five Years? Hell, forget you even read this review. Walk away.
The Skinny: Well um it's about these bikers out for revenge because one of them knew this woman who was killed in the '70s and well there's a double-cross and To be honest, this movie makes no fucking sense whatsoever.
The Good: Since writer/producer/director/star Larry Bishop is the writer/producer/director/star, he naturally populates Hell Ride with incredibly hot, naked women who find sagging, middle-aged, alcoholic bikers so utterly irresistible they literally writhe on the floor the minute these Hell's Aged walk in the door. So, there's nudity.
The Bad: Everything. From the nonsensical plot to the embarrassing acting to the jaw-droppingly head-traumatizing dialogue, Hell Ride is a mess in the same way that crystal meth is a mild stimulant. It pays to be friends with Quentin Tarantino, it seems.
You Must Be This Old To Enjoy Hell Ride: At our screening, we sat next to man in his 70s who plugged his ears every time there was a gunshot, a revving motorcyle, or loud music. This, of course, happened every two seconds because this is a movie about a violent biker gang. Couldn't make it to Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2, pops?
Theater, DVD, or TNT in Five Years? Hell, forget you even read this review. Walk away.