Just because a movie is rated "R" for "nudity and sexual situations" doesn't mean you're always going to get a loin-heating treat. You may actually be getting some of this.
Lovebirds: Joe Pesci and Sharon Stone Pairing Stone with Pesci is like watching a Chihuahua hump Yao Ming's leg. It doesn't matter that Stone's desperate mob wife was willing to do anything to get her hands on wealth, this coupling is a crime against nature and physics. Although it is rumored to be a favorite of Tom Cruise's.