Just because a movie is rated "R" for "nudity and sexual situations" doesn't mean you're always going to get a loin-heating treat. You may actually be getting…some of this.
Lovebirds: William H. Macy and Maria Bello If you asked 10 random women which actor they'd most like to see buck naked screwing a cocktail waitress, not only would zero of them say Macy, at least seven of them would go out of their way to say, "Anyone, as long as it isn't William H. Macy." Bello went "warts and all," too. But c'mon—would you work out strenuously if you knew your costar was only going to be Macy?